Do you ever read a line in a book and your heart just drops and youve gotta close the book and stare at your ceiling for thirty minutes
A lot of people think that the Marauders would have made fun of McGonagall a lot and yeah they probs teased her but it is my personal headcanon if you legitimately tried to insult her in front of them they would fuck you up
you should be expecting that.
one time i was channel surfing and i came to a scene in twilight where rob pattinson climbs up into a tree as edward cullen and i changed the channel and rob pattinson hopped out of a tree as cedric diggory from harry potter
"It’s just a mortality tale, it’s obvious which gift is best, which one you’d choose—"
The three of them spoke at the same time: Hermione said, “the cloak,” Ron said, “the wand,” and Harry said, “the stone.”
They looked at each other, half surprised, half amused.
Harry potter is a dumbass? Sound legit…
Seamus: Turn this water into rum!
Harry: What’s Seamus trying to do with that water?
These two seriously have one of the cutest friend dynamics
but i'm a villain